Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Resume Guide: Good Resume Formatting

So many of my friends and aquaintences have been telling me that they need a job and cant get one. Even with their college degrees they just have been stuck with nothing. 

Trying to figure out the problem i asked to see what they're resume looks like, pssssh i wouldn't hire them either! 

Here are some major terms and words that will ruin your resume and give you a high probability of not getting the job! 

1. "Salary Negotiable" 

Lets be real, they have tons of applications. What makes you think they'll give you a decent pay rate? Just leave the space blank. A good way to get better pay is to become an asset to your company, make sure that they need you to have a good day. 

2. "References available by request"

What are you trying to hide? Give the employer someone you can trust, doesnt necessarily have to be previous emloyers. 

3. " Responsible for ______" 

C-average, uninspired employee mechanically fulfilling his job requirements -- no more, no less. Having been responsible for something isn’t something you did -- it’s something that happened to you. Turn phrases like “responsible for” into “managed,” “led” or other decisive, strong verbs. 

4. Experience working in _____"

Your not an expert, if you were you'd be getting paid to teach someone else. Use more terms that describe your achievements. 

5. "Problem solving skills" 

Name your skills, anyone can problem solve!

6. "Detail- Oriented" 

Imagine if you had a typo, yea you miss thins sometimes

7. "Hardworking" 

Actions speak louder than words my friends. Duuuuhhhh


Just a few tips so you guys can get up and get a job! Lol If you need any help building a resume hit me up..


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The New Kindle: Fire, Creating Fear to Apple

Five Reasons why the Kindle Fire Matters 

Pricing
After the holiday season, I’d expect Apple to lower the price of its iPad. Whether this happens in January or next spring when the iPad 3 is expected, a price change is almost certainly coming. My best bet is Apple will follow the model it initiated with its iPhone line.
Most likely, Apple will continue selling the iPad 2 even after the iPad 3’s arrival. However, the price of the older model will drop significantly; perhaps not as low as the $199 the Amazon is charging for its Kindle Fire, but close to it. In other words, Apple isn’t going to let Amazon control the lower-end of the tablet market, even if it means lower profit margins in this area.
Streaming
Apple really needs to figure out a way for us to stream videos directly from iTunes. And no, I’m not talking about using AirPlay Mirroring. Renting a movie, for example, should be as simple as paying for it on your iPhone/iPod touch or iPad and hitting a play button. Instead, currently, we must first download the movie and then begin watching it.
Kindle Fire - Magazines

Magazines
At last count, Apple’s Newsstand includes 480 magazine and newspaper titles from across the world. While on day one, theKindle Fire will offer only 400 titles, it will do so with an additional incentive for customers – freebies.
Amazon is offering something Apple is not: a 90-day free trial for many of its most popular titles. These include Bon Appetite, Wired, and ESPN The Magazine, among others.


Kindle Fire - "Free" Movies
As The Wall Street Journal indicated earlier today, the Kindle Fire’s most significant feature could be Amazon Prime. For $79, customers are able to enjoy unlimited and instant streaming of over 10,000 movies and television shows. In addition, these users are also able to borrow from Amazon up to 12 books a year at no additional cost.

The iPad Mini
By next year, the Kindle Fire line is expected to include two models; the current 7” model and one similar in size to the iPad 2, which is 9.7”. In doing so, Amazon will likely force Apple to release an iPad Mini, which I expect them to do sometime next year

My say is that it wont, Apple is wayy to big and wayy more features that anything the kindle can handle. Kindle still has a long way to go.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Cheech and Chong: Funny Interview

Cheech and Chong 
ROAST


The Green Room: Chong discuss's his bust with the Fed's




Cheech + Chong: Live with the funniest Mexican (George Lopez)


Part 1



Part 2




LMAO two true hero's right here, stuck by thier beliefs!






CelebStoners: Celebrity Stoners

• In his book, Dreams from My Father (1995), Obama wrote about his high school and college drug use: "Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it."Obama 1980
• In a 2007 interview, Obama stated: "When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point."
• Speaking to Northwestern University students in 2004, Obama declared: "The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws."
• In a letter to a constituent in 2006, Obama wrote: "I am aware of the argument that legalizing marijuana would make the drug more 'controlled' or safer, and that it may curb the violence associated with the sale of an illegal substance. I also appreciate that many physicians believe that medicinal marijuana can be helpful to some patients."
• In 2007, Obama told an activist in New Hampshire: "I wound not have the Justice Department prosecuting and raiding medical marijuana users." He has since made numerous statements in favor of medical use.
• In 2008, Obama clarified his position about medical marijuana: "The basic concept that using medical marijuana in the same way, with the same controls as other drugs prescribed by doctors, I think that's entirely appropriate. I would not punish doctors if it's prescribed in a way that is appropriate."
• Since becoming the nation's 44th president in 2009, Obama has lived up to his campaign promise that the DEA would no longer be able to harass and prosecute medical patients and dispensaries.

On several occasions, Fox has acknowledged her marijuana use: 

"I've done drugs. I didn't enjoy anything other than marijuana - it should be legalized."
• "I can't tell you how much bullshit I've been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it's this crazy, hippy, fucked-up thing to do. And it's not. I hope they legalize it."


Good movies to watch high

New Movies to Watch High

Our Idiot Brother


 Mr. Nice


 Moneyball


 A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas


 A NORML Life


 Horrible Bosses


 Bad Teacher 




Your Highness

Florida marijuana legalization

Legalization of Cannabis

The Sunshine State, still illegal but everyone seems to be lighting up!


First- Tweet @BarackObama About Marijuana: As the election season approaches it is a good time to remind President Obama and all of our leaders that we want weed to be legal. What better way to get the ball rolling than through everyone's favorite social communicator, Twitter.


Florida and California have a lot in common. Both states have great weather, sunny beaches, and an abundance of marijuana. Except the Golden State is far more accepting of residents who spark up. California was the first state to legalize marijuana use for medicinal purposes in 1996. Thirteen states have followed Cali‘s lead. And this November, California voters will have the historic opportunity to legalize marijuana for recreational use in a move that Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the state Legislature hope will generate $1 billion in annual tax revenue.


If the measure succeeds, Florida is in trouble. Despite being the number one producer of indoor-grown, highly potent ganja, the Sunshine State has the harshest criminal penalties for marijuana possession and trafficking in the nation. Just holding an ounce of weed is considered a felony that carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison.


To show it’s high time Florida embrace Mary Jane, Miami New Times has compiled extensive research presented in an easy-to-read format that even the most absent-minded stoner can decipher. We chronicle the voter petition drive in Miami Beach to allow cops to issue tickets instead of tossing people in jail for small amounts of marijuana. You will learn about a Fort Lauderdale executive who is one of only two people in the nation who gets weed from the federal government to treat his rare bone disease. We’ll show how state law enforcement officials are losing their war against Florida grow houses, introduce you to a few famous people who have toked, reveal the key dates in pot history, and let some simple facts make the case.

Click here to check out the criminal defense attorney of tampa for any questions. 




Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Siri: Assistant Tricks and Tips

Teach Siri To Open Third- Party Apps




Change Siri's voice. You can fiddle with Siri's voice and accent in the system settings, turning her into a British charmer à la Hugh Grant or giving her an Australian accent so you can feel like you're Down Under. To set the voice, go to Settings > General > Siri and select the voice -- or language -- of your choice. Siri supports French and German right now, so you can have it whisper the language of love into your ear and brush up on your high school Gallic.
Create location reminders. Want to make sure you don't forget your keys? Siri can create location reminders, popping up when you leave the house or your current location. All you have to say is, "Remind me to bring my keys when I leave the house," and Siri will alert you when you're a few feet away from home. Want to pick up the dry cleaning on the way? Ask her to remind you to pop by when you leave the office or get near the mall.
Find cooking conversions with your hands full. I love using Epicurious to cook in the kitchen, but sometimes my measurements are a bit off. To grab conversions on the fly, simply hold down your home button (with the hand not covered in frosting) and ask Siri for help. You can even request recipes. Simply say something like, "Find me a recipe for tuna salad" and she (or he) will drop you into Safari with the Google search already done for you.
Discover cool stuff near you. People have asked Siri to find all sorts of things near them, including "places to hide the body" and "escorts." Siri is up for tracking down almost anything you ask of her -- including nearby McDonald's and Toys 'R' Us stores, as well as general things like bowling alleysand plumbing supplies. Try her. You'll be surprised.
Find out important stuff on the fly. Is there a name or title on the tip of your tongue? Just ask Siri. She knows book titles, names of famous people, and she can even find out public figures' birthdays and answers to the question "Is X dead?" If her voice weren't so loud, she'd be great for pub trivia.
Bonus: Watch your weight. Siri can't motivate you like a trainer can, but she can let you know how many calories are in that bagel or, in my case, that next highball. Siri can find the calorie counts of popular foods and drinks and even give you calories per ounce so you can measure things with a bit more care.
Post to Twitter, Facebook or Google+ With Siri
Although Siri doesn't offer a built-in way to update your Twitter or Facebook status by voice, Siri does send text messages, so all you have to do is set up your phone to send status updates by text and Siri will cooperate. Of course, text messaging rates may apply depending on your plan.


For Facebook, text "Hello" to 32665 in the United States (or the short code for whatever country you're in), then follow the link in the reply to finish the setup process. Add the short code to your Contacts, and name it "Facebook." That way, you can tell Siri to "send a text to Facebook saying ..."

For Twitter, text "START" to 40404 in the United States (or the short code for other countries), then respond with your username, then your password. Add the short code to your Contacts with the name "Twitter."

For Google+, visit your settings page and scroll down to "Set delivery preferences." Add your cell phone number, but be sure to click "don't notify me" if you don't want incoming Google+ messages by text. Verify your number with the code you receive by phone, then add the short code "33669" (in the U.S.) to your contacts as "Google Plus." Updates are shared with everyone in your circles.

Teach Siri Hard-to-Pronounce Names


If Siri can't understand your name or the names of your contacts, worry not; you can teach pronunciations to Siri by adding phonetic first or last names for your contacts. You'll find this option in the Contacts app, toward the bottom of the page for the person you're trying to reach. If phonetic names don't work, you can also add a nickname.




Will you use the new iPhone to manage your life?