Weird Laws
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
IN TAMPA
Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
IN MIAMI
Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
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